3piece chicken Dinner

Well in that case..........................


A Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, He looks at his wife who is lying in bed and says " Honey, take a good look at the pig I fuck when you are not feeling well." His wife responds " I hate to be the one to tell you this but thats a sheep not a pig." The husband responds " Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

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