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Old 09-06-2002, 03:47 AM  
Amputate Your Head
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Originally posted by drumsicle
I like the real estate ones. Carlton Sheets and those guys. When some fat slob with a 3rd grade education who now owns 63 properties and has a net worth of $3.6 million testifies, I desperately want to believe him.
yeah, those rock too..... the kitchen utensil one's always hook me in real good too and I don't know why.... it's not like I can cook or anything.... maybe it's the mystery of kitchen stuff that does it. I don't know....

but when I see a fuckin' knife that can cut through a tree, a concrete parking block, an iron I-beam, fillet a great white shark, used to jack up a 7 ton truck and rotate the tires, slice through marble pillars, and then dice up a tomato just like going through hot butter.... I can't help but watch in amazement.

In fact, we just ordered a set of knives off one of those infomercials.... the "Miracle Knives" I think....
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