I did a little investigating on the John Hughes Ranch today to try and figure out who or what chewed up my Pink Lady Fleshlight Insert!
I started gathering evidence from the location where I believe the crime took place..
Here is my prime suspect!
Juliet the 6 month old English Mastive! She even looks guilty... She was questioned, but denied any contact with the box.
She just looked the other way....
I put the remaining evidence on the table....
But she was sticking with her innocence.....
So I questioned the EMU......
and he said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!"
But then he figured it out and started humping the box with his neck! Needless to say, I think he's innocent.....
Juliet finally confessed! GUILTY!
THE END!