Originally Posted by psili

Jesus
Fucking
Christ.

These "flesh light" threads are as bad as

any postwhore,
shitty fake drama thread,
sigwhore(s),
"o rly" / "emu" pic,
and
most recently,
I'd rather see that fake-tanned, fake-posting inbred Guido piece-of-shit hotti character than these fucking fleshlight threads.

Don't get me wrong: I wish nothing horrid on those who make, nor sell the fleshlight.

For those who whore that fucking worthless product out; yes, and it's worthless, regardless of your bogus stats: You're more worthless on this board than a "klick" sig whore. Don't deny it. You can't. Because it's true.

Please.

For the love of all that's good and good
and good about this adult business, stop the proliferation of uselessness.

And in the end:

Hail Mary,
full of grace,
Fuck you fleshlight,
and the postwhores,
who have no face.
I wish I may,
I wish I might;
You're all worthless,
from this day,
till the end of light.