Forked out $57.90 for a fucking "pink; lady; wonder wave" fleshlight from fleshlight.com
Today I went out to feed the hogs (no joke, I'm a freaking country boy) and found a chewed up fleshlight on my porch. The whole fucking thing was mangled. I guess fedex had no fucking brains so they dropped it on my porch next to the dog and drove away.
Didn't even get to use the fucking thing!
I haven't decided if I'm going to waste my money and order another or not.