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Old 01-18-2006, 11:59 AM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by Rodrigo-Ibill
Hey Everyone,

Looking forward to setting up many new accounts by end of January. 2006 will be the year for IBill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please get in touch with me and I will set any NEW or previous accounts up and waive all VISA fees!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to thank all my friends here at GFY and many new friends to come

And for your next trick...what...pulling an armadillo outta your ass and teaching it to tap dance?

I sometimes wonder what it must be like to be an iBill employee these days. Like, what do you think about on your drive in to work each morning? Do you feel ashamed about working for a company with such a criminal history? Or are you proud that you're part of their sheep team that bilks so many hard working folks in the industry?

Do you sleep easy at night, or do nightmares of webmasters (some of them hardcore BDSM practitioners) chasing you haunt your mind until sunrise? If you have kids, does Daddy tell them details of what he does for a living? Is your wife proud of you? Can you look relatives in the eye at family functions and give them the straight skinny on how you earn your livelihood?

Do iBill employees gather around the watercooler during breaks to laugh and chuckle at the day's tally of newly-signed suckers? Are bonus commissions based on the number of small businesses you successfully put in to receivership?
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