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The Duck · 01-18-2006, 09:36 AM

Happened last thursday, me and my friends got pulled over for a broken taillight and soon the cops realised that we where all stoned (except for the driver). Long story short we arrive at the police station and I have my bag with me, was heading for my girlfriends place to stay for a few days. Two female officers start to search my bag for contraband and soon enough they pick up 5g of hash. Thats not the worst part, the worts part comes now..

Now there are three officers in the room, two female one male, and they keep searching my bag. Almost all they way through the bag they pick up my fleshlight and the female cop holding it is like what the fuck, gross. I feel so fucking embarrased that I want to sink through the floor. As if that wasnt enough the cop calls other cops who are nearby to come look at the thing. Hilarious.

I should have hidden the stash in the fleshlight because they didnt bother to open it and check inside >(

When I got to my girlfriends house I trashed the fleshlight but kept the pussy part (I now use it to throw on walls, it sticks).

So, tell me one of your crazy FL stories..

01-18-2006, 09:36 AM
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	So I got busted for a minor drug offence and the female police found my fleshlight.. Happened last thursday, me and my friends got pulled over for a broken taillight and soon the cops realised that we where all stoned (except for the driver). Long story short we arrive at the police station and I have my bag with me, was heading for my girlfriends place to stay for a few days. Two female officers start to search my bag for contraband and soon enough they pick up 5g of hash. Thats not the worst part, the worts part comes now.. Now there are three officers in the room, two female one male, and they keep searching my bag. Almost all they way through the bag they pick up my fleshlight and the female cop holding it is like what the fuck, gross. I feel so fucking embarrased that I want to sink through the floor. As if that wasnt enough the cop calls other cops who are nearby to come look at the thing. Hilarious. I should have hidden the stash in the fleshlight because they didnt bother to open it and check inside >( When I got to my girlfriends house I trashed the fleshlight but kept the pussy part (I now use it to throw on walls, it sticks). So, tell me one of your crazy FL stories.. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]