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Earlier today I shit my pants in public...
Dunkin Donuts - 6:30am
I sharted. Headed to the bathroom, trashed my skivvies and wiped up. Came home, took a shower - but developed a rash in the meantime. Must have been the 4 lbs. of pistachios from last night.
God bless the Janitor that cleans up tonight.
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