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Originally Posted by Nom_is
What a fucking faggot, maybe it's time we all put our lawyers on speed dial so that next time some random 33 year old and a pseudo-cripple insult us in the, "I've been single so long, I should just give up" chat room we can sue their asses within seconds of it occuring.
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I'm laughing so hard I can hardly sit up.
People have been trying to sue AOL for shit like this for years. Guys tried to sue me when I was security for chat on AOL. Every fucking day some mental tard would go into a tizzy and wanna start some shit. One day, I was at a big street fair wearing my AOL shirt that I won for being top-knotch leader for the month. I was there with some friends from our magazine and lo and behold one of the worst whiney bastards on AOL at the time found out we were there and blurted out right next to the mayor who was serving sausages to boy scouts: " Greg Boone! I'll kick his fucking ass! "
So the mayor pointed me out as I was standing right there and I was half a foot taller and 100lbs heavier than this scumbag and he fucking took a look up at me and fell on his ass and had an eyeblinking fit. He couldn't fucking see for minutes as fear gripped his ass. We laughed so fucking hard that the guy who owned the lot where we were standing there buying food told him if he ever made a threat assault like that again he'd have him locked up.
You will run into some weird, bizarre tripped out people online.
A few weeks later that crumb got online and apologized and warned the other troublemakers online not to mess with me cause I looked like a Klingon on steroids.
One of my coworkers thanked me so much for puttin' the fear of god in that shmuck. He was giving her a hard time and AOL every fucking day.
Bottom line with this case is it's too juicy for the ambulance chaser lawyers. If this case gets legs you'll have the courts so clogged up with shit we'll never get to going after the real crooks.