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CANADA Sucks
canadians feel they are 'normal' - they actually are basically the equivalent to arkansas hillbillies stuck in wool clothing with the added burden of speaking the native tongue of the rudest culture in history.
canadian business people suck. very much. and they don't know it. ever hear about a great canadian company? want any canadian dollars? know of any cool software from canada? cars, clothing, food? ok i'll give you the beer. but other than that?
Canadian military force is made up of 10 .22mm rifles and a colt pistol.The back woods hicks in the US have more of an arsenal than Canada!
Your Economy is piss poor! We have so much of our lucious and
plentifull American dollars in your nation that it is practically the
51st state!
The US is now a globe-bestriding colossus, economically, militarily, culturally, technologically, politically, you name it. There is no disputing that we are number one, second to none, and boy does that feel good.
"O Canada! Our home and shitty land, true homosexual love in all thy sons command. With failing hearts we see thee cry, the frozen north weak and white! From far and wide O Canada we sink in the snow for thee. "
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