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Here is what I've learned from a week stint in la...

1. Its fucking HOT!
2. Never fuck with the skycaps at LAX, you'll go to Jail.
3. It's REALLY FUCKING HOT!
4. The graf scene is dying...
5. There is a horrible fucking car accident every hour of every day.
6. When philipino's roast pigs, its good.
7. Women at the martini lounge on melrose will recognize you by your ass and ask you to fuck them in the bathroom. If you can dance that is.
8. Doc marten has a dope club and MARQUEE throws down the dopest house ever.
9. Downtown LA denny's are full of thuggish looking brother's who will gladly chill with skinny white dudes if they're funny and drunk.
10. If you travel by way of freeway expect to witness multiple horrible car accidents.
11. If you go outside for a smoke in the middle of the night, the old lady in the house will lock the door behind you.
12. Disneyland is a great place to scope titties.
13. jeff's exotic fish supply has a huge range of reeftank supplies, and you can buy the dopest live rock there for dirt cheap.
14. Its fucking HOT!
15. My newly acquired phillipino cousins are HOT!
16. Toss a 5 hp briggs & Straton in a radio flyer wagon add full suspension and you can out run the police in residential neighbor hoods.
17. don't drink the water. or eat the ice cubes or even brush your teeth with that shit.
18. Even at night....its REALLY FUCKING HOT!
19. Their weed is not as good as NORCALS.
20. If you buy baby formula at a big Kmart and don't show the reciept upon leaving the store they will chase you don't and try to tackle you.

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