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Old 01-12-2006, 10:34 AM  
Antonio
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eating balls and fuckenberries - how to loose weight in 3 easy steps (true story)

so I finally lost a kilo or two and this is how I did it:

step 1. change your diet

I thought I wouldn't last more than 2 days without pizza, burgers, or white bread, it turned out getting rid of the junk food wasn't that difficult after all.

I try to eat healthy 6 days a week, and on Sunday I eat whatever I feel like.

I eat these fuckenberries every day for breakfast (ok, I wake up around 11-12 so it might qualify as lunch),



and every time I crave sweet stuff I buy these coconut and date balls, no sugar, no wheat, and they're really yummy:




step 2. exercise

I go to the gym 6 times a week, 3 days I do cardio for 1 hour, 3 days weight-lifting + 20 minutes cardio.


step3. fuck more, masturbate less

It's scientifically proved that fucking burns much more calories than masturbating !!!!


good luck

p.s. I seriously can not remember what these fuckenberries are called in English
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