Cumoncandi is apparently a white supremacist, therefore: she sucks.
Headless is a fat fucking tubbo, therefore: he sucks.
Deputy Chief Command is indescribably stupid, therefore: he sucks.
My old lady lets me put my penis in her mouth, therefore: she sucks.
Everytime Paris Hilton uncrosses her legs, my furnace kicks in, therefore: she sucks.
The guy at the liquor store sold me a pint when I really needed a 5th, therefore: he sucks.
That is all.