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Old 09-03-2002, 10:41 PM  
SykkBoy
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Originally posted by Hooterdog
Sykk -
That's a great joke . . . but here's how it goes:

About closing time, a cop spots two guys in the alley next to a bar. As he approaches, he sees that one guy has his finger up the other guy's ass. "What the hell's going on here?", asks the cop. "Well, Officer, my buddy here is shitty drunk, and he needs to puke real bad. . .and I'm just helping him out", said the guy. "Wouldn't it be better to put your finger down his throat?", asks the cop. "Yeah", said the guy, "that's what I'm gonna do next."
yeah, thanks ;)

I've been working on a screen play and all this dialog shit has been cramping my joke typing ability....LOL
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