jonesy

thats an insult to compare jeff to slobby dream.

i knew jeff garlin back in jr college days - he was also a security guard for a concert promoter named cellar door here in s florida

he used to have a crowd between classes telling jokes and shit. really funny guy.




Krazee-Eyez Killa: So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my shit?

Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip. Don't fuck with me nigga or you gonna get dropped.

I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.

If you say anything, you'll beg me to die, 'cause I'll make you suck my dick then I'll nut in your eye.

I'll stomp on your world as if my name was Godzilla.

I'm coming for you mother fucker, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa.



Restaraunt Chef: Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!

Larry David: Just once I'd like to help someone out like that.

Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!

Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!

Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole and balls!

Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!

Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!

Susie Greene: Fuck you, you car wash hahahaha! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!

Man: Boobs? Douchebag? French Rimjob?

Man: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O.




Man in Airport #1: I don't have your ticket.

Larry: Yeah, right, yeah.

Man in Airport #1: I have my *own* ticket.

Larry: Yeah, oh, of course you do.

Man in Airport #1: It's a bereavement fare. My mother's dead.

Larry: Yeah, right, okay, yeah. I'd like to take a look at it, okay? Yeah. It's your ticket... right?

Man in Airport #1: You wanna see my ticket?

Larry: Yeah, I do! Yeah.

Man in Airport #1: Okay, you wanna see?

Larry: Yeah, I do, yeah.

Man in Airport #1: Okay, you wanna see? Let's take a look, alright? Shall we?

Larry: Let's take a look! Yeah! Yeah!

Man in Airport #1: What's the name written right here? Is it your name? No, it's mine: Chris Darga. See, if this were *yours*, it would say: Fucking Douchebag. Asshole.

Larry: Sorry... about your mother.

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