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Originally Posted by spacedog
 OMFG!! This is driving me fucking nuts!!
Has your cock ever exploded cum all by itself? |
Well, no, but I think it sneaks out at night and smokes Marlboro Lights.
Back to your "problem".
You can start Yoga class, and in about 2 - 3 weeks perhaps you can suck your own dick?
Or you could even just empty your nuts over face while she's asleep, and claim it's the porn worlds "sleepwalking-syndrome".