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The Queen is visiting one of the top hospitals in the United States, and during her tour, she passes a room where a male patient is masturbating. "Oh, my God," says the Queen. "That's disgraceful. What's the meaning of this?!"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry, Your Majesty. This man has a very serious condition whereby the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," says the Queen.
On the next floor they pass a room where a young nurse is enthusiastically giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God," says the Queen. "What's happening there?"
The doctor replies, "Same problem - better HMO."
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