A couple more:
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
Make the net safe? You do know what horses are, right? You know what they did to make horses safe to ride? They castrated them.
Anon Usenet Posting
