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When Ernie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the
first time, his mother was less than pleased.
Slapping him across the face, she sent him off to his room without
any supper.
When Ernie's father got home and heard the news, he went up to see
his son.
"Well, my boy," he admonished, secretly pleased, "I hope you
learned something from this experience."
"You bet I did dad," admitted his son.
"Next time I use Vaseline ... my ass is killing me!"
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