|
"Wow. You have a nice body. Hey, Gary. She has a nice body, huh?" "Yeah." "Wow. Those are nice breasts. Can I see them? Wow. Those are nice. Hey Gary, can you see these?" "Yeah. They're nice." "Wow. Are those real? Really? I thought they were fake. Wow. Turn around for me? Wow."
Don't get me wrong. I'm a great fan of bad taste and immaturity, but this guy has made an entire career out of completely inane third grader humor. People always say they love him because "you never know what he's going to say next." REALLY? You seriously can't predict with 99% accuracy what he's going to say? He might say things that are politically incorrect or irreverent or whatever, but can you actually sit there and tell me you can't see it coming a mile away? He probably looks at the Stile Project and thinks it's highbrow humor.
Fart Man: Now THERE'S something truly inventive and ingenious. Very oblique and off-the-cuff. Yeah- there's nothing in the world more interesting and entertaining than watching a girl who is as intelligent as beige wallpaper with giant headphones and computer-distorted breasts talking to a middle-aged drooling idiot.
|