When people start 'out cultivating' me I normally go the other extreme and start talking about football and hooliganism
That way everyone comes out a winner. He thinks I'm a un-cult hooligan that got owned at talking about art, and I think he's a pretentious hahahaha who needs to learn that using an endless amount of long words in a sentence is not fancy, just a little pathetic (specially when they use them in the wrong context).