Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Yes, they might call your children "assbags" as well. Either way your kids will not live long. See my other post.

I also want to sit in when the teacher asks them what their father does. Oh, he sells garbage "fleshlights" on the Web to insecure losers. We are so proud of daddy.

Maybe you can go into the classroom and talk to the kids about what you do?

You, the fireman, the lawyer, the doctor will show up for daddy day.

You will be so impressive and your kids will be so proud!