Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

That is as funny as you sticking your dick into a piece of plastic instead of a girlfriend. Are you also selling tube socks to men as "sex toys?" Just put the tube sock on your hand and then stroke! Another great idea!

Just because you have a major problem getting a girl doesn?t mean that you are a bad person, but obviously you are a really ugly guy with zero personality.

I bet everyone who knows you is proud that you recommend "fleshlights."

GO FUCK A STUPID FLASHLIGHT AND PRETEND TO BE HAPPY!