Two slices of seedless jewish rye bread.
Miracle Whip and Spicy Boar's Head mustard
Pile it up with shaved chicken breast - salt and pepper as desired
several slices of salami
some Klaussen mini pickles sliced lengthwise and laid on top
Butter the outsides of the bread
place on a pan on the oven and cook it up like a grilled cheese
Grab some chips, a pickle and a big glass of ice cold mountain dew
Serve while watching Maury's latest paternity results.
Now that's a lunch
