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leroytrolley · 01-06-2006, 02:01 PM

He all.

Just thought I'd let you all know about my vasectomy I had today.

I turned up at the clinic and had to have a half an hour chat with the nurse just to make sure that a vasecomy is definately what I want. As I'm nearly 30, happily married with 4 kids, a vasecomy is for me.

She talks to me about the procedure and the aftercare need. I was then told to go into a small changing room and remove my clothes and put on a nice lime green dreesing gown that they have provided. I had to put all my clothes into a plastic box.

I then went and sat outside the operating theatre waiting to be called in. By this stage I have had no nerves or worries about the prodecure at all.

The door opened and I was called in.

To my immediate surprise, there was a female nurse in the room along with the male surgeon. I thought, well, she's a professional, and she must have seen a lot of cock today, so one more won't hurt.

For those of you who think this maybe leading into a porn story you're wrong (sorry) It's just something funny that happened to me today.

I was told to put my box of clothes on a table and then to remove my dressing gown.

I removed my gown in front of the nurse and surgeon ...."No,No, No.....you should have left your underwear on!!!" cried the surgeon. I'm now standing totally naked in the operating theatre, feeling a little stupid. I had to walk about 5 yards to my clothes and search for my underwear.

Now I've suddenly became nervous at the thought of this surgeon putting my balls under his knife.

I'm now on the table and the nurses job is to keep talking to me while the surgeon does his thing.

I was told quite a few times that the prodecure does not hurt at all.

FUCKING LIERS!!!! The surgeon had to inject my balls ...... PAIN!! He then FORGOT to warn me about the pain once the injection gets into the blood vessels of my genitals........more PAIN. I have never screwed my face up so much.

I'm now at home with my swollen balls feeling like they have been hit by a hammer. There's a little bit of blood still there, but I'm not to wash untill Sunday afternoon.

So there you go......thats my day.

Leroy

01-06-2006, 02:01 PM
leroytrolley XXX Video Editor Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 2,301	I've Just Had a Vasectomy He all. Just thought I'd let you all know about my vasectomy I had today. I turned up at the clinic and had to have a half an hour chat with the nurse just to make sure that a vasecomy is definately what I want. As I'm nearly 30, happily married with 4 kids, a vasecomy is for me. She talks to me about the procedure and the aftercare need. I was then told to go into a small changing room and remove my clothes and put on a nice lime green dreesing gown that they have provided. I had to put all my clothes into a plastic box. I then went and sat outside the operating theatre waiting to be called in. By this stage I have had no nerves or worries about the prodecure at all. The door opened and I was called in. To my immediate surprise, there was a female nurse in the room along with the male surgeon. I thought, well, she's a professional, and she must have seen a lot of cock today, so one more won't hurt. For those of you who think this maybe leading into a porn story you're wrong (sorry) It's just something funny that happened to me today. I was told to put my box of clothes on a table and then to remove my dressing gown. I removed my gown in front of the nurse and surgeon ...."No,No, No.....you should have left your underwear on!!!" cried the surgeon. I'm now standing totally naked in the operating theatre, feeling a little stupid. I had to walk about 5 yards to my clothes and search for my underwear. Now I've suddenly became nervous at the thought of this surgeon putting my balls under his knife. I'm now on the table and the nurses job is to keep talking to me while the surgeon does his thing. I was told quite a few times that the prodecure does not hurt at all. FUCKING LIERS!!!! The surgeon had to inject my balls ...... PAIN!! He then FORGOT to warn me about the pain once the injection gets into the blood vessels of my genitals........more PAIN. I have never screwed my face up so much. I'm now at home with my swollen balls feeling like they have been hit by a hammer. There's a little bit of blood still there, but I'm not to wash untill Sunday afternoon. So there you go......thats my day. Leroy __________________ XXX Video Editor Last edited by leroytrolley; 01-06-2006 at 02:03 PM..