Originally Posted by sonofsam

Dude this is gfy.. you can't come off as soft.. here, let me show you what you should have said



My wife kinda hinted at me in a subtle way that she didn't prefer leather, so i took the bitch and put her in a figure 4 leg lock till her ankle snapped... then i bought 30 leather couches and filled our living room completely and put the extras ontop of her car and in her garden, because i am a MAN


there you go