Greg B

No, I stay away from celebrities. They can get freaky if you say hi to them. I would have said something to her because a pal of mine I used to teach comics is famous. He used to draw those X Men series like books at Marvel for years. He was crazy about her. They're both Italian so they would have gotten along swell.

I see lots of famous people in my hood. Keifer Sutherland eats down the street. Always throws a napkin up in front of his face when I walk by. He must be scared of Mongolians or something.

Saw Danny Bonaduce several times. That guy is built like a Mack Truck. He's a pro Karate expert too.

There's a porn star living around the corner. She's an old timer but I recognized her right off the bat. I forgot what her stage name is though.

Like I said, I leave famous people alone. They get hassled so much I figure just give them some peace.

I saw Jeanette Goldstein at the post office one day. She played Vasquez in 'Aliens' the tough chick. She's naturally beautiful too. Saw Tim Currie at the Japanese bistro around the corner and Brendan Fraser at another bistro down the street. Some celebs look ten times better in person for sure. All the ones I've named look far better naturally without the makeup.

One guy that scared the fuck out of me was Ron Glass. He played on Barney Miller. He's the black guy. He came out of a supermarket one day and that guy looked like he won every olympic contest in the world. He had white hair though and I know he's gotta be pushin' 60 easy or more. He was cut, slim, built.

I even saw Phyllis Diller a few months ago and she looked great too. She's in a new animated movie 'Hoodwinked' due out this month.

I rarely see any adult stars at all. they all must live in Florida. I would see them in NY but around L.A. none.