IF your talking internet:
FUCK SATALITE! Direct-Way (From Direct-TV) Lies their fucking asses off, they tell you you'll get speeds up to 300kb down and uploads as high as 250kb, I have had it for 2 years now and i'm lucky to download at 100kb, and my upload is between 4kb-10kb
The cost is between $50 - $150.00 per month depending on which plan you get and if you pay anything up front.
If it's raining, your offline, if it's snowing your offline, if it's windy your offline, if YOUR weather is great but the NOC location has bad weather your offline.
Tech support is all handled overseas and you get people who sound like Apu from the simpsons, and they tell you "My name is alamahala-ubar but you can call me Bill" and no matter WHAT the prob is they just tell you it's your weather causing the problems.
Only reason I have it is nothing else availble here but Dialup, god bless living on aa lake in the middle of the woods lol
If your Talking TV:
Hell Yeah Fuck Cable!
-Loki-