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Not a gay joke, but funny.
Two very old, very ugly men were sitting in a bar one afternoon, getting drunk.
A group of hot college girls walks into the bar, and sits down across the room from the ugly fuckers.
One ugly guy says to his pal: "You know, I could fuck any one of those babes... tonight!"
His friend replies: "Oh yea? Look at you, you're an old fucker, uglier than me even, and you haven't a tooth in your stinking mouth. What makes you think that you could even come close to banging one of those sweet young things?"
"I'm a rapist!"
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