Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure

Isn?t it funny that you are known for your thick skull and horrible decisions, yet you insist on judging your affiliates?

Why don?t you offer an affiliate program where you pay $1 for every ball sack that is sent to you that you lick? Your affiliates would be rolling in dough and everyone would be happy.

You get to lick tons of strange ball sacks and your affiliates sit back and collect money! What more could a dumb guy like you hope for?