Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

These 3 homeless guys are stealing fruit from an orchard , and the farmer catches them. He tells them if they pick a basket of fruit each for him he will let them have some and let them go..

So the first guy picks a basket of lemon's and takes them to the farmhouse , the farmer comes outside with a shotgun and says.

STICK THOSE FRUIT UP YOUR ASS WITHOUT LAUGHING OR CRYING OR I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF !!

So the guy starts shoving the lemons up his ass, but it hurts so much he starts crying , and BOOM the farmer kills him..

Now the second guy comes up to the farmhouse with a basket of cherries, the farmer comes outside with a shotgun and says.

STICK THOSE FRUIT UP YOUR ASS WITHOUT LAUGHING OR CRYING OR I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF !!

The guy starts shoving cherries up his ass but he breaks out giggling and BOOM the farmer blows his head off..

So the two guys are up in heaven and the second guy says to the first guy " it must have hurt shoving those lemons up your ass ? " and the first guy says " yup it did, but what i cant understand is why you were laughing , it cant be that fun shoving cherries up your ass even if they are small ?" the second guy says " i saw the third guy coming over the hill with watermelons "