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SmokeyTheBear · 01-03-2006, 12:56 PM

these 3 guys got killed and sent to heaven, and god was there to meet them, he told them if they gave up their biggest sin , he would give them all a second chance , but as soon as they sinned they would go "poof" to hell.

The first guy was a drinker so he had to give up booze

The second guy was gay so he had to give up bum sex

The third guy was a banker and had to give up money..

So god puts them all back on earth , and they are all walking down the street together..

The drunk see's a sign that says BEER FOR 5 CENTS , and he cant resist so he goes and chugs a glass. POOF he vanishes..

The other 2 guys see this and are like " we wont fall for that "

so they are walking down the street and the banker see's a quarter on the ground and bends over to pick it up..

POOF they both vanish..

01-03-2006, 12:56 PM
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	these 3 guys got killed and sent to heaven, and god was there to meet them, he told them if they gave up their biggest sin , he would give them all a second chance , but as soon as they sinned they would go "poof" to hell. The first guy was a drinker so he had to give up booze The second guy was gay so he had to give up bum sex The third guy was a banker and had to give up money.. So god puts them all back on earth , and they are all walking down the street together.. The drunk see's a sign that says BEER FOR 5 CENTS , and he cant resist so he goes and chugs a glass. POOF he vanishes.. The other 2 guys see this and are like " we wont fall for that " so they are walking down the street and the banker see's a quarter on the ground and bends over to pick it up.. POOF they both vanish.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com