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Tyrone Biggums: Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it
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Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you asleep in it high on crack!
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.
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Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.
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[speaking to elementary school class]
Tyrone Biggums: Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high.
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Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.
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