I liked this one!
There was this guy on gfy, Mr Popup, a real ahole... seemed to like those popups sooo much that all he did was make cj sites since they are pure popup h*ll...
He went to a AWM Party, bragged he could outdrink, outsmoke, outscr*w any woman there.
Well after the 3rd beer was half gone, and he had one cigarette and the women all spit on him, he unsteadily went out the door so he didn't get beat up by the little chick in the corner giving him dirty looks.
He wandered around outside, and was not real sure where he was! He climbed a fence to see if he could figure out how to get to his shanty under the bridge... Fell over the fence, rolled down the hill and found himself on a hard surface!!
He unsteadily got up and was wondering what had happened. Suddenly a car swerved around him and he turned to see where it had came from.
All he saw was the grill of a White cabover freightliner coming at him!! He had scant seconds to look up at the driver's face...
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And he saw BonePrones grinning face as the truck ran him down...
Anyone heard that Mr Popup passed away on I-5 this evening? Boney was stopped but the CHP let him go when they found out it was a popup liker that got ran down. Last word was, there might be a award given out... Seems the Chippy officers don't like those annoying pops either!!
Morale of the story:
cj's = bad
popups = worse
popup nicks = rundown by Boneprone on rampage in his latest sponsors vehicle!
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