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Originally Posted by RRRED
That actually happened to me once!! This is a funny story and I'm not full of shit whatsoever.. Some asshole asked me that when me and my g/f were out on the town. I was horrified. I don't like being talked to like that from some idiot that I don't know let alone some idiot I DO know...
Anyway, instead of telling him to fuck off I acted like I was all flattered and giggled and said "I'll tell you what. Normally I don't do that sort of thing but I've had a bad week and that is exactly what I am after tonight. But one condition. You have to go shave your moustache and gotee... "
He was like "I haven't shaved that OFF for 6 years or more. I can't do that." So I said "Ok I'm sorry I just have this weird thing about facial hair".
He leaves and me and my girlfriend laugh for the next couple hour about it. We have a couple beers and are just hanging out when GUESS WHO comes in the door with a freshly shaven face??? BAHAHAHA 
He comes up to me and asks if he can buy me a drink and wants to know where I want to meet later. So I said "I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about" and me and my g/f left and grabbed a cab.
Funniest night in my life for sure  |
Poor fucking guy ... I wish I would have been there