Originally Posted by MoneyShotMadame

It depends on what kind of girl you are trying to message. I get so much crap on there that I only respond to intelligent and/or funny emails, even if it is just to be polite. The ghetto emails annoy me the most..... I always wanna reply with.... MAN LEARN FUCKIN ENGLISH AND SPELLING.

My profile has a list of what not to do on Myspace:

1) If you are more than 2 yrs younger than me (guys and girls) I really dont have much to say to you. (And no King, this has nothing to do with your comment. :-P)

2) If you are going to send me emails that end in "HOLLA", dont bother. 3) I do not want to ride your face so dont bother asking.

4) I do not want to be spammed with party invites and add people whos sole profile purpose is for a weekly party at Club Whatever.

5) Most probably if you sent me a friend request that I denied, you fall into one of the above categories. Don't resend the friend request unless you send me an email that I actually RESPOND to.

6) I am not into lesbians, especially ones that keep emailing me and have fake photos (you know who you are).

7) Generally speaking, I am not into couples either. (No offense... I am sure you guys are real cool)

8) I do not want to be in a rap video or do a photo shoot. (I really don't look that good in a bikini shaking my ass on top of someones car).

9) If you have no profile pics and send a friend request, most probably I will deny you, especially if your profile is empty and your only friends are girls who are showing a lot of boobage. If your main photo is a car or motorcycle, I will most DEFINITELY deny you. (Sorry but that says something about your priorities).

10) If you have nothing better to say than "Nice tits" dont email me. I wouldnt dress that way if I didnt know I had nice tits. Tell me something interesting.

11) Lastly, if you cannot SPELL "priorities" than I most DEFINITELY do not want to hear from you. Come on people, freshman english, learn to write a sentence.

Granted I get a lot of crap for people for writing those but it keeps it to hte point.