Originally Posted by Atticus

The normal stripper smell is Baby Oil mixed with whatever perfume they choose, normally Victoria's Secret. Almost all the girls put baby oil on first and that is the distinctive smell. So just find a reason why you would have to smell like baby oil and you're set.

However, if you need to go to the strip club even though your wife or girlfriend doesnt want you too, you need to either respect her wishes if you love her or dump her if you dont. Its ridiculous to hide going to the strip club from your significant other.