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I usually like the MTV Awards but these were the worst ever. I turned it off before the end of the show. It was getting boring.
The intro was funny as shit but then turned to a horror story once Michael the UberGhost appeared. Jesus Christ, he looked awful. They have a bodybag outside waiting for him? Mark my words. Something is afoul. He won't live much longer. What kind of surgery did he have? Soul Removal?
Brittany looked like a deer caught in the proverbial headlights. Couldn't put my finger on it but something is just not right in Brittanyville.
Maybe RoboBrittany's program is broke. Maybe she misses Justin. Fuck, if I know but this is a serious warning sign. She's getting old. They should have sent her token "You were good last year but will be gone next year" and sat her in the back with Mariah Carey. Debby Gibson anyone? Brittany's career could be over anyday now.
Jennifer Lopez looked like trash. Usually she is a goddess though.
Mary Kate and Ashley. What the fuck was that about? A joke?
Unlike Amputate, I actually like rap. Hell, I even like Eminem. I found him to be one of the lone highlights of the entire show. I was once an angry white boy myself. I identify.
Good Rock Bands Needed. I mean goddamn, hard rock is alive and well so why go back to the Lame 80's? G-n-R isn't old news. They're dead news. Roth and Hagar presenting? Pathetic.
I have two thumbs down. Both pointed down. Straight to Hell. Someone should be fired. Maybe even executed.
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