Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

If you want to be "cool," you can't just go to the closest hole in the wall strip club. You need to take your boy to a genuine, prestigious strip club where they filter out the dogs and only hire hotties.

He will feel like he is in heaven, instead of a crack whore convention. If you want to see beautiful mexican women, go to an exclusive dance club. Otherwise, you might end up buying a dance from "Pablo" who is wearing a wig and lipstick pretending to be female. Or, worse yet . . . you might get rubbed on by Conchita (the infected one) wearing a red thong. Not good.