(Insert Dragnet Theme Here) Hmmm... Methinks the decryers around here may be onto something... Perhaps my seething hatred for MegaCorporations and Lawyers has made me that much easier to convince... If this in fact DOES turn out to be a prank, NICE JOB YOU BASTARDS!!! I'm still not convinced that it's all just a big fake just yet, but time will tell.
Regardless, to McDonald's and all Lawyers everywhere
GO FUCK YOURSELF 