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SANTA PIMP is coming to town!
Ever wonder who brings presents to all the boys and girls on Santa's NAUGHTY list? If you've been a good little pornographer this year, Santa Pimp just might land on your roof in his Lincoln Continental, and slide down your chimney to leave sex toys and other goodies under your tree. But don't forget to leave a plate of joints and 40 of OE for him or you might find a "lump" of something (not coal) in your stocking!
Merry Chrismuka and a Happy Festivus to everyone!
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