I was drunk, celebrating at this kind of dive-ish strip bar last night, it was going well, i was feeling no pain, the girls were putting the goods RIGHT UP IN MY FACE so close to my nose i could get the real vag smell, not the body spray....
When suddenly with no warning I'm hit in the face with this horrible diarrhea unclean asa smell from this one stripper.
Ugh.
It pretty much ruined the night for me.
Has this ever happened to you? Strippers are supposed to be meticulously clean down there... WTF?
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