Originally Posted by Varius

Ok guess I have to answer some more to keep this thing alive

10. Why is windex perferable to soap when cleaning an escort?

A former co-worker of mine back in Montreal, Billy, was kind of a shy guy. He really liked to order escorts though, since then he didn't have to try and go pickup in person. One day he was complaining he wanted to get one, but only wanted to pay half so I told him get one and we'll both fuck her.

He got one, but he was too shy to do anything in front of me. I had no such qualms. Anyhow, when I was ready to cum, she was blowing him so I pulled out and came all over her back.

She asked if I could clean it up, so I looked around and saw a roll of paper towels and a bottle of windex - we were in the office after all. I started spraying her with Windex and cleaned it off.

You had to be there, but it was hilarious. The girl even found it funny, only poor ol' Billy was left in disbelief