Way ahead of schedule on Xmas shopping
Armed with my razor-sharp machete and trusty mace, I fended off the rabid mall crowds today and actually got my xmas shopping completed - FIVE days ahead of schedule!
There's a first for everything. Usually I'm the 'tube of Pringles from 7-Eleven at midnight' kinda' guy. Nothin' says you care more than something from aisle 3!
Hmm...now to find the free gift-wrapping service...
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