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SilentKnight · 12-20-2005, 03:53 PM

Armed with my razor-sharp machete and trusty mace, I fended off the rabid mall crowds today and actually got my xmas shopping completed - FIVE days ahead of schedule!

There's a first for everything. Usually I'm the 'tube of Pringles from 7-Eleven at midnight' kinda' guy. Nothin' says you care more than something from aisle 3!

Hmm...now to find the free gift-wrapping service...

12-20-2005, 03:53 PM
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Way ahead of schedule on Xmas shopping Armed with my razor-sharp machete and trusty mace, I fended off the rabid mall crowds today and actually got my xmas shopping completed - FIVE days ahead of schedule! There's a first for everything. Usually I'm the 'tube of Pringles from 7-Eleven at midnight' kinda' guy. Nothin' says you care more than something from aisle 3! Hmm...now to find the free gift-wrapping service...