9. Why did the bouncers think you were stealing purses when you couldn't afford shoes?
Ha this one didn't exactly happen TO me, but I played my role in it.
We were three guys going to a club, and they had a dress code where running shoes couldnt get in. That was fine for me and Mike, but our other friend had running shoes.
We hatched a plan.
Mike and I went outside, then I sat near the door and took my shoes off. Mike went outside to bring them to our friend, so he could get in. Well, hiding shoes under your shirt as you walk out does kind of look like you are trying to hide something
The bouncer thought a purse was being stolen, but pretty much laughed when he found out the whole story and that i was sitting near the door shoeless. No bad ending here, no bouncer beatdown
