I'll give you another one here, then got to work a bit...then I'll answer few more
2. Why did you run away from the hospital after pissing blood in the hotel toilet?
This relates back to question #1. The following day, I thought I was fine but when I had to keep going to the washroom every few seconds to piss blood, Mike figured they should take me to the hospital.
Pretending to act like I was passnig out from loss of blood, I got almost immediate attention. They even put me in a private room. That was all good, but the urologist would only be available in the morning, so I slept over. In the morning, I was pising less and less blood - and I knew what it was from anyways but didn't want to tell them my penis got cut by a jacuzzi jet - so decided to leave since I didn't want to wait all day for the specialist to come.
They kept telling me I couldnt go, so I just took my clothes and wandered out through the basement
