Well, let's get this party started
1. How did you get your penis stuck in a jacuzzi and end up in the hospital?
I swear it didn't get stuck - yet no one believes me lol. What happened is, I was seeing a stripper-turned-bargirl back in Montreal and it was Valentine's Day night.
I had a hotel suite booked with nice jacuzzi and all, but after awhile of being there, she got a call that she had to get to work for a 'staff meeting'. I thought that was bullshit and that was reason enough to stop seeing her. However, I still had the room so decided to enjoy it.
I was drinking and relaxing in the jacuzzi, when my cell rang. As i twisted my body to grab it, I got *NAILED* by the water jet directly into my penis. That caused a small cut.
Now, my friends love to think I was trying to fuck the jacuzzi - but I'll leave them to their fantasies
