You don't need no stinking invite
You know that I always throw "impromptu" parties and I invite NOONE but those (like yourself) that are in the know always seem to find the party. So, consider this an invite to any party, anytime, anywhere that I throw one! Well...with one condition....you have to bring that beautiful wife of yours. Hell, now that you have a shorty, you can bring him to my family functions, too. Yes, we have parties where we invite the whole fam damily. The biggest one is on 4th of July. Mark it on your calendar now
--T