Captain Caca! you can not be alone, who is your partner? and who are your adversaries?
If you have no partner, I would suggest hiring one of the following:
wee wee boy, little pooppy, Mr. Shit, Colonel Crap, Shit faced,
Turdman, caca breathe, Mr. Shitty De`Whit, Ms.Fine-Hinney
The Adventures of Ms. Fine-Hinney and Captain Caca sounds pretty good!
You can fight your adversary Hershey Highway
or Ms. Green Entry or perhaps Peckerhead and Golden one nutt.
