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Old 12-19-2005, 07:32 AM  
Quagmire
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Ok here is my manly shit story for ya.

I used to work in an office complex down off of Chesswood in North York. Toronto people will know what I'm talking about, its the one with the sandwich shop where that lady was shot a few years back. Anyways, in one of the telemarketing firms up on the 3rd floor there was this absolutely HUGE guy. Not so much that he was fat, but HUGE. Had to be at least 6'7 tall and easily 400+ lbs. Every time he would take a shit in the public washroom on the 3rd floor he would clog the toilet. He was dropping turds that were wider than a can of coke and easily 3 times as long.

My office was down at that end of the floor and I could hear the janitor cursing and screaming daily about having to fish the thing out because it wouldn't flush.
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